I LOVE MY LIFE

Think about it folks! Once you become Mr President, someone follows you everywhere. Even when you are in the small house sitting on the pot, someone sits or stands outside waiting for you.
You my ride around in something called Air Force one, but you can't drive a car if you feel like it.
i love my life because I can get up and go where I want to, whenever I want and do whatever I want to do without worrying about the office that I hold, nor bother about being followed by a security detail.
I can also wear a white, green or blue suit, and eat any flavor of ice cream without worrying about appearing undignified in the morning tabloids.
Therefore, I am anonymous and I like it like that.